18 September 2006

Cables

Quien más quien menos, ha vivido el momento en el que su padre, alegando pertenecer a otra época y un más que reducido conocimiento en asuntos tecnológicos, le ha cedido el testigo en una de las materias más engorrosas a las que se puede enfrentar un ser humano: el cableado.

Bienvenido al fascinante universo de los euroconectores.

Si además se da el caso de que la vivienda en cuestión ha entrado ya en la era digital, nos encontraremos ante la titánica misión de conectar entre sí los siguientes aparatos del demonio: televisión, decodificador y video/DVD.

Lo que aparentemente debería ser una sencilla tarea para un joven plenamente adaptado en la frenética vida del siglo veintiuno, se convierte en un suplicio insoportable que comienza con un golpe en la cabeza producido por una estanteria convenientemente colocada justo en cima del televisor, y termina con la triste y evitable muerte del joven en cuestión, que irónicamente ha decidido suicidarse utilizando a modo de horca el cable que conecta su flamante lector de DVD con el televisor.

29 comments:

Ramón said...

Yo, aunque no lo parezca, soy el manitas de mi casa. Em encantan los aparatos, auqnue a veces se lleven unos cuantos golpes.
Por cierto, me encanta el nuevo fondo!!
Galicia se prepara para un huracán!

Menchu said...

No me lo creo! La verdad es que no te pega nada ser el manitas de tu casa...

Yo no me explico cómo puede ser tan difícil. Tengo cinco huecos y tres cables. Las combinaciones no pueden ser muchas... Pues no hay manera de que todo funcione A LA VEZ!!!

Cuidado con Gordon.

cuthbert_gunslinger said...

Pues anda que al cabroncete que se le ocurrió el diseño del euroconector en si mismo... Es decir, con la puntita esa que se le sale por un lado que no sabis si va hacia arriba, hacia abajo, y he visto algunos incluso plantados! Montar bien un aparato si que se merece una carrera y no esas tonterias de expertos en industrialismo o no se como lo llaman ;)

Menchu said...

¿Y a qué viene lo de EUROconector? ¿No había otro prefijo? ¿O es que sólo es para aparatos de la UE?

Pues mi tele es Sony!

Ramón said...

En mi casa cambiamos la tele estas navidades. Fijaos si era vieja la tele que no tenía ni euroconector!! Era de cuando mis padres se casaron!!!No podíamos tener DVD por el dichoso euroconector. Ahora no tenemos DVD porque no nos da la gana

zoanita said...

pois. pois é. pois.
=) a minha bricolage não chega a esse ponto...fico feliz com tentativas de jardinagem e furos nas paredes para pôr os quadros.
vocês, dediquem-se aos cabos!
mulher que é mulher gosta de homem que sabe mexer nos cabos e fios e essas coisas!
ui. que mau que isto saiu.

silvia said...

ay david!!!! tambien sin cables a vezes es una disperacion!!!!!
creo que mi portatil esta a ponto de morir :(
besos

Carlos Godoy said...

Añadiré a esos "cacharros del demonio" los proyectores y monitores de ordenador, que me tienen frito en mi curro.

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